May 7, 2009
This post is for all my female/mommy readers. Happy Mothers Day and much love to each of you.
Disclaimer: This post is geared toward women. Male readers may not appreciate, or may be offended by, some of the humor below.
Dontcha Hate It When …
You realize your baby spit up on you after you’re out in public?
You [...]
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January 20, 2009
Come out of the closet.
Stop picking your nose.
Please take your hands out of your pants.
Yes I’ll take your booger for you.
Yes, your feet are stinky.
Where did you find that raisin?
No, those aren’t my belly.
I’ll lay with you for a few minutes.
You have to change your undies.
Do you need a time out?
What do you say when [...]
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