Come out of the closet.- Stop picking your nose.
- Please take your hands out of your pants.
- Yes I’ll take your booger for you.
- Yes, your feet are stinky.
- Where did you find that raisin?
- No, those aren’t my belly.
- I’ll lay with you for a few minutes.
- You have to change your undies.
- Do you need a time out?
- What do you say when you toot?
- Do you need me to kiss it?
- It’s not nice to bite your friends.
- Are you making good choices?
Can I please go pee by myself?- Please don’t put that in the toilet.
- You can pull your own pants down.
- Do you have to go pee-pee or poo-poo?
- Where does pee-pee go?
- Do you need help wiping?
- (With tissue up to nose) Ok, blow.
- That’s not food. Take it out of your mouth.
- Are you a boy or a girl?
- Is there a nicer way to ask for that?
- Please don’t put your hands in there.
- Keep your feet to yourself please.
- Mouths are for eating and kissing, not biting.
- Don’t look under the stall (in public restroom).
- Don’t touch anything (in public restroom).
- Yes, she’s doing a great job too (in public restroom).
Spit that into my hand.- Only mommies and daddies kiss like that.
- You have to wear clothes today.
- Are you ready to give ______ a kiss and a hug?
- Please stop playing in my bed.
- Why are you naked?
- Are you ready for a tubby?
- Can you hug me even tighter?
- You are my favorite girl in the entire world.
Why I do what I do ~ Today Chloe was walking around pretending she had hiccups. She walked in the kitchen and said, “I have hiccups mom!” Then proceded to demonstrate. My niece followed her into the kitchen and said, “Auntie, I have hair cups too!”
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your site gave me just the laugh I needed this morning!! there are days that could learn alot from our children.
Have you been eavesdropping at my house?
Number seven cracked me up. My response to that question: “No, sweetie, those aren’t elbows.”
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very cute! very funny!
I gave you an award of my site today. Feel free to use it or ignore it, but I wanted to thank you for making me laugh and welcoming me so heartily to the blogosphere.
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Nicki, so cute today, I got such a great laught. Thanks I needed that today.
Children have a way of changing a stressful moment into a stress reliever for us to laugh and say oh my…
thanks
Peggy Lee
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Great list! How about, “are you stinky?”
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Hilarious!!!
hahaha….this was so great!! Thanks for making me laugh!
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