What Kind Of Sneezer Are You? : Domestic Cents

Today is Funny, Random Post Day

Every now and then you need a break to think about something ridiculous and smile. Occasionally I feel like writing about exactly those things. A few weeks ago my husband and I were in church, someone sneezed very loudly and I got a very silly idea. I felt compelled to ask the question.

So, answer if you dare … what kind of sneezer are you?

1. Erupter. You inhale deeply and explode everywhere. Everyone hears it. People look around wondering who that terribly loud sneeze could have come from.

2. Stifler. You attempt to hold it in, and who knows why, because every time you do it comes out as a tiny, high-pitched squeak. People look at you quizzically, expecting something more to happen.

3. Rapid Firer. No matter how hard you try you can’t sneeze just once. You often hear “God Bless You! God Bless You! God Bless You! Is that it?”

4. Snorter. All of the energy behind your sneeze ends up in your nose and comes out sounding like a stifled snort.

5. Singer. Similar to the erupter, your sneeze is loud but it’s also accompanied by a sing-song type of sound, “A-CHooooo!”

Are you one of these or maybe you are a combination. Perhaps you are a Rapid Firing Singer! Don’t know which one you are? Ask your spouse/partner. They’ll know.

photo credit: nishidaryuichi